This is ‘fiction’….
What not to do on a Monday night is to boil beans….. and having boiled it, to eat it with garri and loads of milk…. and sugar….. especially when you know you are lactose intolerant!
Yours truly fell foul of the law of commonsense.. and did all the above… As expected, the turbulence hit during the day.. cue squirming, frequent strolls to let bombshells fly off with reckless abandon in the more secluded regions of the work place, plus the occasional guided missile.. a well timed, low level release. Thankfully there was no presentation today or else Naija boy for mess up big time!
Anyways, the lesson was learned – avoid beans and garri and milk during the week – period. Irrespective of how much the stomach is pining for it….
A Geek's Life 
good lesson to learn…
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lol!!!
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lol…so this is fiction right?
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Hehehe!!!
Good thing da disclaimer is at da top of the post….
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lol@Fiction. Talk true na mai broda…it's really okay, we won't start looking at you with side eye lol
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i'm trying to feel sorrow for u
but i don't understand why u did it
hmmmmmm
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How come I have this strong feeling that you chose to "go for gold" when you read Simeone's tweet about him cooking beans?lol
Turning your self to farting machine at work!!!!*shudders*
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Fiction, my bloated tummy! LOL…Hope you're more relieved now?
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Looool, sounds like "fiction" alright…hilarious!
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fiction ko …fabu ni.
Beans is my fav food and def know what it can do to U.:)
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lmaooooo……….funny boy
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LOL. lesson well learnt.
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LOL!!! Thanks for the info…
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Yikes…! I so hate those days. My unforgettable moment was having to leave an examination hall because I had to go look for a loo! And it wasn't funny at all. My friend had warned me against cooking and eating beans on the morning of what I considered a lovely paper! but I was too far gone to listen. Never again! lol!
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Oh!just noticed the fiction part!
Na lie jor!who u wan fool?mscheeew
People it is true!!!
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fiction indeed! LOL…glad u learnt ur lesson though…hahaha.
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Lol…i sure wish there was a presentation…trying to imagine how you would have handled that…LMAO
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Rotfl..lesson taught and learnt I guess..
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lol…are you sure this is fiction?
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Hehehe. This post na die!
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True confession or fiction? Sounds to real to be true, if not this time some othertime:))
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Hehehehe! Fiction indeed! Hahaha! I can just imagine you glancing furtively around before making your 'well-timed' releases. lol!
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fiction kwa. xperience na teacher jo.
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@simeone — yelz o.. very valid lesson… we learn from other's mistakes…
@Tatababe — yelz now..
@fantasy queen — that's the story.. and i'm sticking to it..
@Spesh — Yup — I'm sticking with the official story o..
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@RepressedOne — lol.. this is the truth o…. Make I carry finger touch tongue?
@Myne Whitman — lol.. we could say that i guess….
@AJ — lol.. you know how we do naw! Your vanishing is 'criminal' o!
@Kabi — Errr.. thank you very much.. I also know what it does to others
@Neefemi — lol.. #just saying..
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@SHE/Harry — yes o.. a lesson in time saves yawa…
@toyin — loool… defo tops this one…
@Kafo — lol… the spirit was strong.. but the flesh was weak… that was why..
@No Limit — LOL.. i dunno o.. all i know is i overhead some truly hilarious fiction… 🙂
@just doyin — lol.. lesson learned..
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@jhazmyn — lol.. see bad belle o… norrin do me o..
@Rose — yup..
@Rita — err.. fiction is the official party line… that's all i'm prepared to say o….
@Sugarking – Yelz o – my broda.. no be small sumthin' o
@Olaoluwatomi — lol.. no comments…haba
@Enkay — lol.. you know!
@fragilelooks — hmm.. i dunno o…. lol
Thanks peeps – Get yourselves a fab weekend!
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This is a perfect publish, im happy I found this. Ill be back later on to check out other posts that you have on your blog.
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