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April 27, 2017March 26, 2020 AJ

#23. The Traffic Cop Incongruity

In attempting to prevent mobile phone use behind the wheel, righteous indignation got the better of David, a traffic cop. He is now £1,610 lighter.
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April 25, 2017March 26, 2020 AJ

#21. The Quintuplet Solution

Moved by the Uduehis’ quintuplet problem EFAB have delivered a three bedroom house, a promise made by the Federation’s Head of Service, ostensibly in faith.

April 24, 2017March 26, 2020 AJ

#20. The Dr K Fallacy

Sex with Dr K failed to cure Patient A’s MS. A battle to keep his license is his reward for the ensuing six month affair.

April 19, 2017March 26, 2020 AJ

#16. The Quintuplet Problem

The blessing of the Lord maketh rich and adds no sorrow.. Blessed out of the blue with quintuplets, Imudia and Kemi might beg to disagree.

April 18, 2017March 26, 2020 AJ

#15. The Mighty Militant Annihilation

A lack of endurance drew Endurance Ominisan to his demise at the hands of the Nigerian Police. Eleven days away from his girlfriend his limit.

April 17, 2017March 26, 2020 AJ

#14: The Spontaneous Combustion Anomaly

Fresh from an Easter retreat, 100 Deeper Lifers escaped death by fire by the skin of their teeth; fire not from above but from within.

April 15, 2017March 26, 2020 AJ

#12: Jesus of New Jersey

Fittingly at Easter, New Jersey’s Brian McDowell having been caught on video asking sexual favours of a friend blames it all on being like Jesus.

April 14, 2017March 26, 2020 AJ

#11: The Drunken Love Peculiarity

Francis’ love for Ogechi stays strong even after thirteen years and a ménage à trois of sorts. The proof of his passion being drunken beatings.

April 12, 2017March 26, 2020 AJ

#9: The Fact-Fiction Coalescence

Truth, Mark Twain said, is stranger than fiction. For Ernest and Heather Franklin of Guilford, fiction may have inspired truth, a little bit too much.

April 11, 2017March 26, 2020 AJ

#8 – Justice, By Smart Phone

Camera phones and the internet fundamentally democratise the perception of justice. That, United Airlines have learnt, for the not inconsiderable price of a billion dollars.

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