Fittingly at Easter, New Jersey’s Brian McDowell having been caught on video asking sexual favours of a friend blames it all on being like Jesus.
Governor Yari’s explanation for the recent outbreak of Meningitis C in Nigeria? God sent it. 200 people have already got to ask Him why in person.
For feisty bouts betwixt the sheets,
Chima repays disdain.
His heart, once broken by a buxom belle
Still aches in pain for her delights.
For Chima the six who wants a ten.
Bob the Brave would fight
Brexit’s worthy cause. His Achilles
Heel? An expired MOT
For Robert, who wants to take Spain on, on behalf of Gibraltar