With several cost overruns, a muddled award process and potential conflicts of interest, London’s Garden Bridge has finally being put out of its misery. #WhiteElephant
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Month: April 2017
#23. The Traffic Cop Incongruity
In attempting to prevent mobile phone use behind the wheel, righteous indignation got the better of David, a traffic cop. He is now £1,610 lighter.
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#22. The Curious Case of the Unseen President
Speculations about the President’s health – fuelled by an extended medical leave and missed meetings – are now cleared up. He is to rule from home. #Resolved.
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#21. The Quintuplet Solution
Moved by the Uduehis’ quintuplet problem EFAB have delivered a three bedroom house, a promise made by the Federation’s Head of Service, ostensibly in faith.
#20. The Dr K Fallacy
Sex with Dr K failed to cure Patient A’s MS. A battle to keep his license is his reward for the ensuing six month affair.
#19. That Dino Memoir…
With a foreword written by the Nigerian Senate President who is in court on corruption related charges, Dino’s memoirs chronicle his life of fighting corruption.
#18. The Dangerous Wife Incongruity
In self defence, Ifeanyi chained his feisty wife Obiageli to his I-pass-my-neighbour overnight. Her strength did not however prevent him from beating her first.
#17. The Crathes Conclusion
The smell of old things. The past, present and future colliding in a cacophony of bagpipes and squealing children. Flower-speckled greenery. The colour of spring.
#16. The Quintuplet Problem
The blessing of the Lord maketh rich and adds no sorrow.. Blessed out of the blue with quintuplets, Imudia and Kemi might beg to disagree.
#15. The Mighty Militant Annihilation
A lack of endurance drew Endurance Ominisan to his demise at the hands of the Nigerian Police. Eleven days away from his girlfriend his limit.
