Its almost 2am and I can’t sleep… Some dude got me mightily worked up this evening and my vexation almost knew no bounds.. That prompted me to spew my shortlived rant, which I’ve thankfully deleted. Sowwrry for over exciting you over nothing. I’m over it now anyways…Since I am awake, I might as well do these memes that have been hanging over my head for a whiles now.. First off Naijababe tagged me in February and then both Tigress and Poeticallytinted tagged me with the honest scrap award fairly recently. Since Naijababe’s list is lonnger than 10 items, i will take that as a neccesary and sufficient condition to claim the honesty award! Here goes…
I have unilaterally decided not to tag anyone.. Cos all these memes are sthng else! Errr… the first seven people to read are tagged!
Where’s ur cell phone? – On my table
Where’s ur significant other? – Dunno? Missing? Still looking – Take yr pick!
Your hair colour? – Kwashiokor brown from eating too much sphagetti and too little beans!
Your mother? – Asleep of course!
Your father? -Ditto
Your favorite things: My HTC TYTN II
Your dream last night? Too serious to dream
Your dream goal? Pipeline Technical Authority at an oil major by 2015
The room you’re in? The absurdly tiny campus room that costs more than my my entire house in 9ja. Mscheeew
Your hobby? Football Manager on my lappie, Shakespeare and stalking blogs
Where u wanna be in six years? Houston, Texas or Calgary, Alberta
Where were you last night? In my bed of course!
What you’re not? Snobbish
One of your wish list items: A certified akara maker!
Where you grew up? Somewhere in the jungles of the NigerDelta
Last thing you did? : Send an email
What are you wearing? –Errr u don’t want to know.. Trust me..
Your pet: None.
Your computer? Dell Inspirion D620
Your mood: Sober, Slightly pensive
Your car? Sold
Something you’re not wearing? A facecap
Favorite store? Primark — Cheap I know.. but functional…
Your summer? Dunno
Love someone? I think so…
Your favorite colour? Sky blue — of the Manchester City football club home strip ilk and Red – YNWA
Last time you laughed? Over lunch
Last time you cried? 12 March 2009, before then sometime in 2003
Are you a bitch? Obviously doesn’t apply
Favorite pastime: Shakespeare + a tall glass of milk + a pack of tortilla chips – heavenly
Hater or lover: Depends on the context
Genuine or fake: Genuine — Typically
Any vices? – Caring too much abt peoples feeling to my own detriment sometimes
Pro life or wire hanger: Depends on the context!
Mccain or Obama: Err.. any of them on the PDP platform?
Pro-plastic or natural: Dunno.. Update (due to popular demand) ne pas être dans de nombreuses situations où j’ai eu à choisir
Dream job? Chilling on my yatch somewhere in the Carribean
As I have already done the 25 things and the 2 truths 1 lie memes I’ll just leave it at that….
A Geek's Life 
Any vices? – Caring too much abt peoples feeling to my own detriment sometimes
Yes, I think I can see that.
Plus I feel you on the campus rooms o!!!
Who vexed you? you want me to give him a piece of my mind?
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DB, I WANT THE PASSWORD!!!!
i'll come back and read this after i get the password!
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Naijababe, how u take do am?
Let me go and read. lol
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@NaijaBabe — So true — Guess sometimes we also need to say no…And those rooms are like matchboxes… Mscheeew.. anyways I've gotten over the irritant.. Won't need you to commit the resources to dealing with it anymore!LOL
@Bumight — Alas the post is deleted.. I , even I, could not bear to read it a second time! It really was pockmarked by expletives of varying intensities.
@Tigress — Read am o.. LOL
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DB…im not liking too much of ur answers o… u dont knw wether u like plastic or not? and a bitch doesnt have to be a female, there are male bitches, best believe that! lol
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How does you being a bitch not apply? is it becos u're male? Cos guys can be the biggest bitch ever! So i think ur answer there should have been a no.
I was hoping u'll sell urself more when i gave u d award. I want to collect my award gon sef. lol!
Hopefully u'll get some sleep soon.
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I have read it as u can see. You too go back and actually read mine!!! Kissing…..
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thank God am not the first. the whole tagging thing is sometimes…meh, feels like an obligation. but…the room you are in…hahahahaha…that's too funny. 😀
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@bumight — well….. those are my answers anyways….. err if you could point a few male bitches in my direction, i might be better able to identify them for myself..
@Tigress — Shey I mess up ni? No wahala sha I firm..I go redo am…
@Neema — The room is positively frustrating… Believe me!
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i knew u always secretly fantasised about moving in with me in houston…. the truth shall set u free Danny B……. so u love primark? actually who doesnt…. counting down to go to the huge one on oxford……
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am not among the first seven. so u grew up in the jungle.. interesting
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@funms — Tot our timelines didn't exactly dovetail? Or have u changed yr mind? 😉
Anyways, my future office will be on 800 Bell Street….. So I'll need to acclaimatize before 2015…..
@BSNC – Lucky you.. so u don't get to do the meme…. Well.. not a jungle – jungle, but a jungle sha.. Figure?
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pro-plastic or natural- dunno?
i have to say, i envy your dream job though. (sigh)
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hahaha….I like your hair color
Never stop dreaming
in 6 years you wanna be in H town?….you are just gonna see more of your fellow country men at every stop sign
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Errr.. since when did Niger Delta become a jungle jungle.. lol..
Danny 'Tarzan' B..
Roc don't do top 7's.. So the only way I'd get tagged is if you come round my crib and slip a post-it note on my a$$.. ;D
Nice one bro!
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AHAH I wanna be on that yatch tooo!!..i love good life… Im sure everyone does
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PELE, hope the person didn't get you too worked up
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Danny B…pro plastic or natural…lol.. answer that question!! or shuld i rephrase it for you? anti virus or skintight? lol. Nice tho'. I have staring at mine since yesterday, and I don't know where to start from. Must mine be the same with yours?
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@Bibi — *JustDB moping around scratching his head* Still can't understand what that question is abt tho…..Yeah that dream job is some dream job…Have to agree
@Naijagirl — LOL…..Have heard that the place is positively swarming with Naija peeps.. I happen to already know quite a few meself…
@RocNaija — My own section of it was almost like a pristine jungle – U know i still saw squirrells run around in broad day light, huge palm trees were a stone's throw away and the like…. Guess I was way too lazy to tag anyone.. U might want to consider yourself tagged tho.. Its therapeutic!
@Bigzgirlz — You can say that again.. That's the ultimate job…
@Cappuccinnebaby — Was reallt worked up… Fortunately, it only took a short while to blow off the head of steam I had built up…
@Dante — Errr… still don't understand bro… Tigress thinks I didn't do too good with the chance on a platter of gold to enhance the prospects of snatching an e-akara maker.. U might want to do a better job to enahce the prospects of finnd your e-fufu pounder…LOL
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ooohhhh!…I can't believe I missed that gist yesterday( of your rant)..I need to be more observant next time.
I love primark too! "chep but functional". that's SO true,especially for a student.
I think we have the same vices o– i care WAY too much about people's feelings and it's almost always to my detriment. God help me o.
Btw, didnt know kwashiokor had colour types! lol
see ya!
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Had to make sure i wasnt one of the top seven…
Now about this person that vexed ya…. I need the name for them (dont even need the address- I know ppl who know ppl u see)- to deal with them for ticking you off! How dare they?
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@BBG — Trust me — You don't want to read that — I deleted it sharpish..Yes o… Kwashiokor has different colors o.. Trust me…LOL
@Confessions — LOL… Afraid to do some soul searching? I kid.. I've put the dude away already….You don't need to drain your resources in that directionl.
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Heyyyyyyy DannyB, who vexed you? I can give them the evil eye from here, my powers are that intense.
Priarmani is the way!!!! Keeping it real!
Plastic or natural: you don't have an opinion??! First guy I know that doesn't.
I used to be like you, caring about people to my own detriment, but hmm! Time aftertime of being bashed made me realise I'm being stupid! My eye has opened small!
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@Caramel Delight…. Awwww… Thanks… The rant was actually directed at myself for allowing the dude get under my skin…. I deleted it soon after cos I decided it wasn't worth the effort
*Note to self – Take your own advice dude* LOL @ Priarmani —- Well said……
Used to know a dude who says the moral of the Parable of the Good Samaritan is Love your neighbour as your self NOT more than……
plastique ou naturel? ne pas être dans de nombreuses situations où j'ai eu à choisir
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As if some of ur bloggers cant speak french!
So since you havent been in many situations were u had to choose…what if you were?
And reply in english! lol
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@Confessions — Ahn Ahn.. why u wan 'spwoile' ma market na?????
Next time it will be with The One in an official capacity… so it should be ou naturel
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lol@ proplastic or natural…u can't sit on the fence, u gotta chose a side 🙂
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@wordmerchant — LOL.. I already did……….
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Sometimes ranting then deleting it can be just as cathartic as unleasing your ire on the object of your (extreme) displeasure. I was tempted to ask for the password but figured that curiosity killed the cat!
Shakespeare, a glass of milk and tortilla chips! Who'd have guessed the latter two would be part of a winning combination!
Calgary Alberta eh? Let me know when you get there so I can have a place to stop on my cross country trip!
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So, you are a PDP person, eh? I know a couple people that would not have voted for Obama if he was on the pDP platform, lol!
Is it healthy that you haven't cried since 2003, bo?
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Dude, I was up till ungodly hours yesterday, I just couldn't sleep.
lol @ the significant other comment. I had to ask one of my aunts to introduce me to this phantom boyfriend she swears I have but am just keeping for her.
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@GNG — LOL @curiousity killed the cat.. I deleted it less than 5 mins after posting it.. Even I could not be bothered to read it twice. It was venomous! Will keep a note of that cross-country trip for 2015…
@MadamSSD — No oh.. I'm completely apolitical….I think the PDP won the elections they did just because they outschemed every other party – not that ppl actually voted. In essence ppl voted by default, that was meant to be a jab at ppl who jump on the winning team, not an allusion to my political leanings…
@ Olówó — LOL @ yr phantom boyfriend comment…… U should have just humored her…..
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My HTC TYTNII is better than yours…Gosh I sound like a geek lol
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@Dabizniz — I can't argue — Not enuf facts to present a credible case for or against..lol
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H town
houston babyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
i'm in houston
okay
are u sure u want to be in alberta canada
it seems like two extremes
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@kafo — Both are widely different yes — but the two postions I'm eyeing would take me there.. preferred location is XOM in Houston….Alternative postion is Enbridge in Calgary..thx for stopping by…
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I chuckled at the term 'facecap'. I haven't seen/heard that in ages. Amen to the dream goal, Houston it is. Teeheehee…
What in the world is a HTC TTYN? Geeks!
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@Original Mbeke — LOL…. I'm also hoping its Houston.. there a lot of stuff I need to follow up on there.. The HTC TyTn is a windows mobile device – pocket pc + phone combo.. Take a look here
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insomnia..welcome to my world..
this person that vexed u, ehn..just send his details to me, ok? or better still, use ur mafioso influence on him..lol!
i enjoyed reading this..lol @ ur wishlist!
so u speak french too?? wow..
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What do u mean we 'don't want to know' what u're wearing? I for one, want to know o! Are u in like leotards or sumthing?
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gosh i av to go do mine now…thnx for reminding me.
and for some reason, insomnia's been my friend for a couple of nights..i'll blame it on my lappy!
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@Buttercup — LOL….. Seems like i've overcome mine tho.. cos i slept as early as 10pm last nite…tho was up by 4am-ish.. Slowly getting there….I was more mad at myself for letting the dude ge under my skin. Considering I have a long history of just not geting angry, I felt I'd allowed sthng I had every control over get out of hand….U trust now, I've already 'organized' the dude…LOL
@Nefertiti — I innsist you don't want to know…LOL.. Def not Leotards….
@Just Toluwa — Fire away let's come and have a look see… Well, you can blame your lappy…. But if lappy could shout, I wonder what it would be screaming right now? LOL
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U slept by 10 but u were up by 4 already..lol..same difference..
Yea, i get u..good that u've 'organized' him..lol!
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Ahhh I see the HTC. Looks nice.
I always say Yay to Houston, you'll probably like the weather.
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@Buttercupp — Trust me… I have the links to keep him organized if i need to too….LOL
@Original Mgbeke — Cool… Have heard Houston is relatively warm and dry…Keeping my eyes skinned too….
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dont know which is more fun, reading ur meme or the comments! yeah, i agree, it can be therapeutic, these 100/25/40/50 things.
organised, huh? u need some fraying, my man.hope u r not keeping all the pensive emoions under ur neatly arranged feathers! (i so did not say chickn, u did!!) lol
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LOL @ I need some fraying … Maybe, maybe not…. Err.. I heard o!
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